I'd fuck Billie till she can't walk anymore and I smell like B E E F 

I can't swim (yes I can I'm an Olympic swimmer gang gang bitch)

I deadass forgot how to spell bitch for a sec 😭

I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read how am I typing this idk

The end. Wait


YOU REALLY KNO HOW TO MAKE ME CRY WHEN YOU GIVE ME THOSE OCEAN EYES AAAAAAAAAAANNSBSNZHANAGYZBZVVBSBSBBSBSBSBZB

(Every time I press on a fanfic I question my sanity)
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