I got 99 problems and 87 of them are from procrastinating.

I have a bad habit of poking bears with sticks; after the first few times I landed in the hospital, you'd think I would learn my lesson.

Saltier than Don Juan Pond.

I'm probably panicking about something right now.

Updates daily/weekly/whenever I feel like it. Probably. Maybe. I hope.

"I'm a general! WHEEEEEEEE!"

"*internal screaming*" -Me, probably.

*Slides into your DMs, goes too fast, crashes into the wall and breaks an arm*

Cliche werewolf/vampire stories are my guilty pleasure.

Chef don't judge. *Cue awkward shuffle dance*

Oh yea, my name is Rachel. That's, uh...*awkward cough*...that's probably important.

Guys look at my tumblr

I TAKE STORY REQUESTS. I'll read your book and give you an honest review and advice if you'd like.
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Stories by That Big Bisexual Rachel™
Adrienne by ForMyOwn
A short story I wrote for my school's creative writing magazine. It got accepted in, and I wanted to share it...
The Watcher Society by ForMyOwn
The Watcher Society
"There's no sane way to say 'oh hey! I'm from a century and a half in the future. No big deal, have fun...
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Rosalie's Kingdom by ForMyOwn
Rosalie's Kingdom
Once a normal girl just trying to get started in life, Rosalie is thrown into a new realm of magic, fairies...
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