My dudes, you can call me Flammus. And you are "my dude" from the minute you speak to me.
It is unavoidable.
Everyone is a dude.
You are all my dudes.
Feel free to send me an email at, or a pm! I'd love to chat with y'all.
You can find information as to my current projects and scheduling in Updates and Information. That's what the title suggests.
As long as you remain polite, you are my friend even if all I've heard from you is a single emoji or smiley face.
The second you're rude, however, I will throw you out the window.
"Please highlight where and when I asked for your opinion. I'm giving a quiz on that tomorrow."
Do I even want to know what's going on?
Unless I have stated in any sort of note or placed a warning, you can assume that my work is free of profanity and explicit scenes.
I can't say the same about torture and gore.
I enjoy my characters' suffering.
  • What if all we are is dust in the wind?
  • JoinedMarch 27, 2019

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FlammusPrimus FlammusPrimus Apr 01, 2021 03:06PM
Hey guys! I have made the executive decision to bring Shattered Expectations down, at the least for some rewriting.Also, happy April Fools.
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Some basic information on how my update schedule will work and what I'm planning on releasing (plus, hopefull...
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