This is an account that adores sarcasm and books.
"No hold on. Sorry that's the Lion King."
-the tenth doctor
"We're gonna be the best damn avocados in the city!"
"If we burn you'll burn with us!"
"My body's betraying me."
"Why is the rum always gone?"
-Captain Jack Sparrow
How to Train Your Dragon
"Argh, you know that doesn't wash out!"
"You have a foot, but you don't have a telephone? Why am I even surprised?"
"Flash of light, searing pain, and puff your nothin more than a pile of ash!"
"Hah, rock beats airbender."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Space. The final frontier. These are the voyage of the USS Enterprise."
-the theme song
"Oh no, I looked at the sun! I'll be blinded for life!"
70% ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴛs ɪs sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ.
25% sᴀʏ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇs.
Cᴏᴘʏ ᴛʜɪs ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ sɪɢɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ 5% ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴛ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ sʟᴀᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴀʏɪɴɢ, SᴛᴀʀCʟᴀɴ ɪs ᴏᴜᴛ ғᴏʀ Revenge!
- Why are you asking me my location, eh?
- JoinedDecember 27, 2018