Fiona

Guess who’s back to reek more havoc  (i just got out of surgery a few days ago) (I have nothing else to do)

currently listening to ed sheeran while taking the most painful shit of my life. SOS

i am going to strangle uwucutesingle /srs

I accidentally destroyed my computer by spilling water on it. I want to ignite a bomb and shove it so far up my ass that when it goes off it’s like the ultimate explosive diarrhea and none of those bloody diarrhea mfs will EVER compare to me. 

[open rp] hhi can i have medium sized mac *vomits wasps while making unbreaking eye contact, my emerald orbs not leaving your gaze for even a moment. my eyes drying up like wells as i proceed to not blink for several minutes, my bazongas breasting hypnotically as i stomp out your pet gerbal, halmbder jon gump.*

out of the blue but do you ever do something you enjoy and you’re like danggg this used to be more fun when i did it last time but last time you were thinking the same thing so you kinda only think fondly of something after it happened. idk maybe im just goofy and silly.

POLL (PLEASE VOTE)
          
          Joke books (comment what your want)
          
          A) Yandere simulator x reader scenarios
          B) Andrew Tate x Sneako
          C) Bigotted freaks x reader scenarios (Ben Shapiro, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, etc.)
          D) A/B/O Omegaverse AU with a bunch of random people, mostly bigots and goofy ahh mfs (Ed Sheeran, Trump, idk) (probably gonna write this one regardless of the vote LOL)
          
          (Might end up writing all of these, or combining them for the Omegaverse one)

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHDHHHSHDG I FOUND THAT ONE FNAF X READER BOOK WITH THE A/B/O FUNTIME FREDDY X READER WHERE THE READER IS AN OMEGA AND GETS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BY SOME RANDOM UNNAMED STEREOTYPICAL MEAN GIRLS, ONLY TO BE SAVED BY ALPHA FUNTIME FREDDY WHO HELPS THE READER THROUGH THEIR HEAT IM CRYINGGGG
            THIS TIME I SAVED IT TO MY READING LIST

Just a reminder 2 check out my other books if you’ve only read Emo (or have only read a different one). Ily litle goobers.

why is nobody joining my backyardigans roleplay. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE