"jokes are a shitty coping mechanism" I say as I fingergun at my friends when they tell me I should seek professional help
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Stories by Stressed
The Golden Age by Fingernailsforcash
The Golden Age
It's been over 100 years since Hogwarts legends Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley got off the Ho...
Stop Making Sex Jokes by Fingernailsforcash
Stop Making Sex Jokes
"A zombie apocalypse is not an appropriate time to make sex jokes" Follow the adventures of Sparr...
Bad Day? by Fingernailsforcash
Bad Day?
Some little poems to get you through a bad day.
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