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does anyone else js stare at the wall doing absolutely nothing when u know for a fact that youve got 6 assignments due and 3 exams to do in the span of 3 days?

TO MY FRIEND TO TOLD ME:
          Hes literally in love with you, you guys are so cute you should see how you guys look.
          HMM WELL WE MIGHT HAVE SOME ISSUES THERE SUSAN U SEE I CANNOT SEE IN THIRD PERSON IM AFRAID IM SORRY I DONT THINK I HAVE THAT SETTING

GUYS IM IN LOVE. HES LITERALLY SOMEONE OUT OF A ROMCOM. hes tall, blonde, sporty and slightly nerdy. hes an oldest child with 2 younder brothers who he loves. hes got the sweetest parents and his mum is the most GORGEOUS AND LOVELY AND NICE PERSON EVER. sice hes the oldest hes rlly good with children. weve been friends for around a year and hes brilliant. he jokes around and is rlly funny and sweet. i have a problem where i cal people honey and darlinr and i hate being called sweetheart and sweetie. when he founf this out all he has called me evr since is that and the other day we heard music and it was just the two of us and he started dancing with me and i was js bhdvduhcldhvb. also he lets me ramble to him and he listens and hugs me when im sad or angry.and the other day i tripped and he caught me by the waist and told me that i need to be a  good girl and stop missbehaving and to be more careful and i was gagged, but then he had to go but like i was js gvhgvkjhyg,khjvkhgcjfck uknow?

OUT LOUD LIKE SHUT IT AND LET ME FINISH SPEACKING CUNT UGH. BUT LIKE I WAS SAYING WE DONT RLLY HAVE BULLYS AT MY SCHOOL. SURE WE HAVE PEOPLE WE HATE BUT WE DONT TAKE TIME OUT OF OUR EDUCATION TIME TO THROUGH PETTY INSULTS AT HER. I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT CUS IT NOT ONLY DISTRACTS THE BULLY AND THE VICTIM BUT EVERYONE AROUND THEM INCLUDING MYSELF. BULLIES PISS ME OFF. ALSO SHES GONNA GROW UP TO BE A PEDO I JS KNOW IT. AND IK YALL R LIKE ERM WHAT THE SIGMA DONT U THINK THATS A LITTLE FAR? NO. A LITERAL 7 YEAR OLD WALKED PAST US AND SHE ASKED ME HOW OLD I RECCONED THEY R AND IF SHE HAD A CHANCE TO WHICH I RESPONDED THATS A CHILD FROM WHERE I VOLUNTEER AT U HAVE NO CHANCE BECAUSE HE IS SEVEN. HE IS THE EPITOME OF A CHILD AND SHE RESONDS WITH OH YEA WELL IM A CHILD TOO!... OH HONEY NO. STOP U DISCUSTING THING. UR 15(AT THE TIME). LIKE ITS GIVING DRAKE TF. IM GONNA PUNCH HER SO HARD ALL THE PLASTIC IN HER IS GONNA SHATTER I CANT. THERES MORE BUT I AINT GETTING INTO ALL THAT. SORRY HAD TO VENT LOVE YALL AND HAVE THAT GREATEST TIME EVA PEACE OUT YALL<3

DAYS SHES WEARING MY EXACT OUTFIT. AND SHES BEFRIENDING ALL MY OLD FRIENDS AND FLIRTING W MY EXS LIKE DESPERATE MUCH? ALSO IDK WHY BUT THE WAY SHE WALKS JS IRKS ME. LIKE IT SCRATCHES MY BRAIN FUNNY, ITS LIKE A ROBOT AND A SOLDIER HAD A WALK CHILD. AND HER VOICE, DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER VOICE. IT SOUNDS LIKE NAILS ON CHALKBOARD. LIKE SOME PEOPLE LIKE WHEN THEIR S/O READ TO THEM. I PITY HER NEXT VICTIM SORRY-S/O.  AND THE FACT SHE CANT TALK SHIT TO MY FACE PISSES ME OFF. LIKE SHELL TELL MY FRIENDS WHOLL TELL ME CUS AINT NO ONE LIKE YOU HOE AND IT PISSES ME OFF. WHEN I HATE WHEN SHE DOES SMTH I SAY IT TO HER FACE CUS MAN HER EGO NEEDS TO BE AXED. SHE NEEDS TO BE AXED. THERES SO MUCH WORSE THAT SHE COULD BE CURBSTOMPED FOR BUT DOSENT CUS NO ONE WANT TO TOUCH HER GERM INFESTED SLIMY ASS BODY WITH THAT GREASY ASS HAIR IT DOSENT WASH. LIKE UGH. IF SHE EVER REPRODUCES I FEEL SORRY FOR THE DAMN THING. I WOULD ACTUALLY RATHER GET SHOT MULTIPLE TIMES AND DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH THAN BE RELATED TO HER. I ACTUALLY CANNOT. ALSO SHE CONSTANTLY TALKS BOUT HER BODY LIKE IT AINT HALF PLASTIC THAT HER MOMMY PAID FOR AND LITERALLY SOLD THEIR HOUSE TO PAY FOR LIKE GIRL UR A TEENAGER. AND THE WHOLE THING WITH HER HAVING NO FRIENDS? NO ONES ACTUALLY FUCKING BULLYING HER SHES JS ALWAYS GOTTA FIND A WAY TO BE THE VICTIM ALL THE TIME. I WAS TELLING MY BESTIE BOUT A STORY FROM WHEN I WAS LITERALLY 2 AND SHE INTERUPPTED ME SAYING YES WELL AT LEAST YOU WERNT COUGHING ALL WEEKEND LIKE THATS A UNIQUE EXPERIANCE AND I WENT THATS COOL I RLLY DONT CARE RN ANYWAYS BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING AND SHE WENT HMPH
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BITCH IMMA LORE DROP AGAIN. THIS BITCH I KNOW WE HAD BEEF , WE GOT BEEF. SO SHE WAS DATING THIS DUDE WHO IM FRIENDS WITH. LIKE IM HIS GIRL BEF BUT NOT LIKE THAT. NOW SHES SHIT TALKING ME TO HIM BUT LIKE I KNOW SHE AINT TALKING SHIT WHEN SHE BUILT LIKE A MUSHROOM WITH THAT BIGGASS HEAD- SPEAKING OF BIGASS HEADS SHE  HAS A MUSHROOM HEAD YET STILL NO BRAIN? THATS A LITTLE SAD. ANYWAYS, SHES TALKING SHIT BOUT ME TO HER BF OF THE TIME LIKE THE FUCKING BOP SHE IS LIKE KANYE AND TY DOLLA SIGN LITERALLY WROTE CARNIVAL BOUT HER YET NO ONE LIKES HER OOP- AND SO HE STARTS REPORTING LITRERALLY EVERY SINGLE WORD SHE HAS EVER UTTERED ABOUT ME. AFTER THEY BREAK UP BECAUSE SHE CHEATED ON HIM AND SENT NUDES TO 10 OTHER DUDES WHO ALL IMMEDIATLY BLOCKED HER (FUCKING SUCK IT THE SKANK) SHE TRIED TO BE FRIENDS W ME LIKE BRO RLLY WENT HMM LEMME REMIX RQ SHE WAS TALKING SHIT BOUT MY GUY FRIEND BOUT HOW HE SO BAD AND WRONG AND SHIT FOR TELLING ME WHAT SHE SAID AND I WAS LIKE I KNOW THIS HOE AINT TALKING. LIKE SHES ALWAYS THE FUCKING VICTIM IN EVERY SITUATION. ALSO SHE WAS SAYING HOW HE WASNT LOYAL FOR TELLING HER WHAT I SAID BOUT HER AND I WAS LIKE BITCH I KNOW YOU DID NOT JS SAY THAT TO ME. LIKE I AM ACTUALLY READY TO CURBSTOP THE MOTHERFUCKER. LIKE SHE WEARS GLASSES AND SO DOES MY OTHER FRIEND AND IT HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY MY BESTIE WAS COPYIG HER LIKE BITCH CONGRATS U BOTH GOT SHIT SIGHT BUT LIKE STFU CUS NO ONE CARES AND HOW THE FUCK DO YOU JS COPY SOMEONE BY ALSO WEARING GLASSES? ARE YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED( SORRY TO ALL WHO ACTUALLY SUFFER MENTAL ILLNESS U DONT DESERVE TO BE PLACED NEAR HER) LIKE BRO WAS DROPPED OF A WHOLE ASS BUILDING AS A BABY AT THIS RATE. ALSO SHE LITERALLY JOINED MY FRIEND GROUP AFTER HER KICKED HER OUT AND ONLY 5 PEOPLE LIKE HER. 5 OUT OF 17. JS SAY UR PATHETIC. AND SHE LITERALLY TRIED TO COPY THE WAY I DRESS LIKE SHED ASK WHERE ID GOTTON MY OUTFIT AND ID TELL HER AND IN 2
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You wanna hear some stupid drama that i went through that will never affect you ever ?:OK 3 AM VENT TIME. I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE MALE SPECIES. LIKE THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY, AND CUS LIKE YOU KNOW HOW YOU NEVER WANT TO GET UP ON WEDNESDAYS AND THEN YOU END UP BEING FUCKING LATE AND FORGET LITERALLY EVERYTHING. YEA WELL I WOULD FUCKING SEE HIM EVERY WEDNESDAY MORNING AND AFTER A FEW WEEKS HE REALISED THAT WEDNESDAY'S WERE NOT GOOD DAYS FOR ME AND STARTED TO BRING A FUCKING HAIR TIES FOR ME. THEN AFTER AWHILE I INTRODUCED HIM TO MY FRIEND WHO HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AND THEN THEY STARTED TALKING. NOW THE ENTIRE TIME I ACTED SUPPORTIVE TO BOTH OF THEM LIKE A TRUE FUCKING FRIEND WOULD. HOWEVER MY FRIEND WHO WAS THE GIRL SEEMED TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM AND I BEING FRIENDS AND TOLD HIM THAT IF HE DIDN'T CUT M OFF COMPLETELY THAT SHE WOULD RUIN HIS REPUTATION. LIKE BITCH WTF. ANYWAY WHILST THEY WERE DATING BEFORE I FOUND THIS FACT OUT (I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY) I WAS COMPLAINING ON A WEDNESDAY ABOUT HOW I FORGOT MY HAIR TIE. SHE SAID THAT SHE ALSO DOES THIS AND I TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS LUCKY TO HAVE A GUY LIKE HIM THEN TO WHICH SHE REPLIED WITH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN. LIKE GIRL YOUR TELLING ME THAT HE NEVER BROUGHT YOU A HAIR TIE ONCE AND SHE WAS LIKE NO NEVER DID HE EVER BRING YOU THEM AND I WAS LIKE HMM THAT'S A BIT SUS IN MY HEAD BUT I TOLD HER NO HE HASN'T EVER. AND I'VE TALKED TO ALL OF HIS OTHER CURRENT FEMALE FRIENDS AND THEY ALL SAY THAT HE DOSENT LEND HAIR TIES. NOT ONLY THAT BUT AFTER THE TWO OF THEM BROKE UP HE TRIED TOO TALK TO ME AGAIN AND SHIT AND HE'S BROUGHT UP IN CONVERSATION CUS NOW PEOPLE THINK THAT HES COOL AND I WAS LIKE ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT. FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK WITH. I'M NOT PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH THIS AGAIN. THANK YOU.

Guts had no right to affect me so much

ur bio is so relatable 

Guys... my 8 yr old cousin called me tall and my 5'2 ass just smiled