"Tell me, SMG4. Do you really care about me? Do you really think of me as a friend by this point? For God's sake, I've only ever caused you and your friends disgust and harm. I've tried to kill all of you and even SUCCEEDED at doing so before you were brought back. The craziest part? I don't know if I regret it. ...Oh, don't look at me like that. You knew deep down I could never change. I knew it too. I tried to fix myself by opening a coffee shop and helping others at the expense of my time and health. I thought that I could finally be different and redeem myself in your eyes. I tried to change before realizing I couldn't because I failed at everything I'm trying. That coffee shop? The last thing from successful. Everything will always fail. It's written in code that I'm not supposed to be a good guy. I passed through the Internet Graveyard before landing here for a reason. All that dead meme energy changed me. I'm not a regular Meme Guardian, no. I'm evil. I'm corrupt. I can't change and never will. But God, do I want to. I want to change and be with you and the crew. I want to laugh and enjoy things the way you all do, but it can never be that way. I've hurt you all so much. I really am and always will be a manipulative, lying, piece of trash, and I don't know why I keep trying to redeem myself. I'm giving up, SMG4. I know I can't change because it's not written for me there. I've always had thoughts of killing you. I've had the most morbid and terrible thoughts of making you suffer because that's what I'm meant to do. So tell me, SMG4. Are you afraid of me?"
