"You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo,
wumboing, we'll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade!!" - Patrick Star.

"His name is George and you know he's gay, cause he's sucking dick every fucking day, but that's okay because it's 2018" - Joshy @memeulous.

"No matter gay, straight, or bi, lesbian, transgendered life" - Lady Gaga.

I don't care how well I do or don't know you, if you need someone to talk to, message me. Don't ever suffer in silence, I'm here xx

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  • JoinedMay 30, 2017


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FauxNotAQuiff FauxNotAQuiff Nov 10, 2019 05:53AM
JJ FUCKING WON!!!!!!! I STAYED UP UNTIL 5:52AM TO FIND THIS OUT AND I'M SO GLAD I DID. HIS MOTIVATION IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE AND HE'LL NEVER STOP INSPIRING ME. MY ADRENALIN IS MAD RIGHT NOW.
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