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So my friend said a joke and I’m still laughing and it’s such a dad joke omg.
          	My friend: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
          	Me: Why?
          	My friend: Because 7 8 9
          	Me: WHEEZE

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Voldemort when his 1st horcrux was destroyed: Kalm
          Voldemort when his 2nd horcrux was destroyed: Kalm
          Voldemort when his 3rd horcrux was destroyed: Kalm
          Voldemort when his 4th horcrux was 
          destroyed: Kalm
          Voldemort when his 5th horcrux was destroyed: Kalm
          Voldemort when his 6th horcrux was destroyed: Kalm 
          Voldemort when his 7th horcrux was destroyed: Kalm
          Voldemort when his 8th horcrux was destroyed: PaNik
          
          Voldemort be like when 7 of his 8 horcruxes was destroyed: Meh
          Voldemort be like when he only has Nagini: Come on Nagini, come with me to the bathroom.