Doggiecorgi
“HELL IS FOREVER WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT-“ -Adam
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athena-winters
“Sup dad.”
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Alright bitches @athena-winters is officially my unofficial daughter because I said so and God said I can keep her so sucks to be you guys, fuckin' losers
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@HeavenAndBeyond "Fuckin' great. I've decided they're better than every other thing in existance that was a child at one point. I'm pretty sure she feels the same, fuckin' big ego she has."
F1RST-M4N
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I might've fucked up /slightly/.
I don't actually fuck up though I'm too fuckin' awesome for that.
But also I might've just fucked up.
YourAuthor_Jade
@F1RST-M4N “Im never wrong dear Adam! But if you treat the child like your own and kindly then I won’t judge”
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@AllisonThe_Puppeteer "That's fucking- actually pretty damn fair I didn't think I could either but here we fucking are-"
Bat117
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Grim Reaper: asshole
athena-winters
Ermmmm
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@athena-winters Holy shit- pff- alright. Well glad that's settled then.
internetmodel
Wait , you’re the first man ?? As in the first human male ever born on Earth—
internetmodel
hmmmm weelll I’ve gotta say your not exactly how I pictured you’d look
less uhh , big , of course to me that’s no issue
internetmodel
I never said you were awesome but okay - ?
So like does that mean you’re a distant relative or somethin?
greedysins
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OI SAY THAT TO MY FACE AGAIN , CUNT
F1RST-M4N
@S1N-0F-GREED ( real ) YOU'RE LITERALLY THE EQUIVILENT OF A TREE, BITCH, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME TREES CANT TALK
Bat117
Azrael: you’re a disgrace of an angel
HUMAN-_R0s13
Hum? Adam¡¡ .( thank you for the follow¡)
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@mary__magdalene ( ofc!! :] ) "Oohohoho! Miracle Making Mary, how ya been? It's been a good fucking /while/. Anythin' new happen?"