Second Account: @expressss 


Follow my friends:


I'm a girl.

and now, vine quotes w/ Express

"Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."

"CHRIS! Is that a weed? "No this is a crayon-" I'm calling the police" *puts 911 into microwave* "911 what's your emergency"

"Wait oh yes wait a minute Mr. Postman" "HaaaAHH"

"...And they were roommates" "Mah God they were roommates"


no lie. I'm not as active anymore.
  • JoinedJanuary 21, 2014

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ExpressYouself ExpressYouself Dec 05, 2019 04:02PM
Merry Chrysler is coming up soon people.
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