Evie E.V.

Me: I live in this skin, called me.
Thank you, that's all. 

I've written a list for your utmost convenience:
Name: heh, guess.
Age: you don't ask a lady her age, people, c'mon!
Gender: my name should really give this away.
Things I do: breathe, eat, sleep, phasing from tangibility to being inert. Just your average Homo Sapiens at her best.
Things that interest me: extracting thoughts from the thoughtless. Namely computers. Though my tricks work on rabbits as well, I discovered.

I will compose a second list of all my favorite things. I avoid favoritism, though I must admit that some subjects, in some fields, excel all others. In my professional and obviously reliable opinion, of course.
Favorite Color: Grey. Grey is null. Grey is not black, so it is not nothing; grey is not white, so it is not everything. Grey is a beautiful paradox. Grey is concurrently everything and nothing.
What you really need to know, however, is that the correct spelling is with an E. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT spell grey with an A in my presence.
I will never forgive you.
Favorite Animal: cephalopods, naturally.
Favorite Food: Peanut butter. What else?
Favorite Person: whoa now, that's secret stuff. But person--you know who you are, my friend^^
Favorite Eye Color: because that's weirdly important.

I hope you found this satisfying. If it did not answer your questions, I reserve the mighty right, held in the organic edifice that services as my two hands, eight fingers, and opposable thumbs, to refuse answers to anyone.

If you wish to message, I am available at any time. I promise I will get back to you--unless you're just spamming me^^
If you're messaging about a grievance (not that I would purposefully elicit one), I am out at the moment. Please call back later.

Cheers,
Evie E.V.