EthanPicklepants

Hi. 
Anyways, I guess you came here to read some of my books. I suppose you will yell at me because I am a failure at life. 
Hmm. Maybe that's why I can't have nice things. THANK YOU SELF-ESTEEM! 
I love to read, and I love to play my Saxophone. (Alto) 
I have a lot of friends. (Maybe) 
I REALLY REALLY like Michael Jackson. (Billie Jean's not my lover!) 
Status: Marching to the Dark Tower alone. If you get this reference, you have my eternal respect. 
Things I love:
My friends
My family
MUSIC
MY PETS! 
SPANISH! 
SpongeBob
Michael Jackson
STEPHEN KING!! (The best author ever!!!) 
I am a fun, fantasy loving guy. 
Maybe one day people will read my books. But for now, the books will have to do with yours truly reading them! :) 
Have fun reading my books!
P.S.  If you know if Annie is okay, please let me know. I'm very worried!
P.P.S Be a king? Think not. Why be a king, when you can be a god?


~The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. 

~That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. 

~The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. 

~That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. 

~That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. 

~The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. 

~The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. 

~You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Repost if you're against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart.