Rei Song

WARNING: READING THIS PROFILE MAY CAUSE ANXIETY, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, OR A HEART ATTACK. IT IS NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED. I REPEAT, IT IS NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED.

Nah, just kidding. 

I wish my profile was that exciting. You'll probably be bored to death here. Well, welcome to my own personal insane asylum.

My name is Rei (that's just a pen name, don't tell anyone SHH!) . You know what? Scratch that. It's Empress Rei, The Mother of Donuts, or The High & Mighty All-knowing Epic Rei for you.

 I come from a land far, far away, and I'm a hybrid between a unicorn, a dragon, and a donut; in other words a unidranut.

 ...

 You're judging me right now, aren't you?

 WELL THEN BOO HOO, SUCKS TO BE YOU. I AM WAY COOLER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE, OKAY? OKAY? 

 *starts crying in a corner*

 Okay.
 
 Eh, feel free to check out my stories, yadda yadda, I'm too epic to post facts about me, bla bla bla, I'm hungry, yadda yadda...

 Ahem. Well, that should be enough craziness for one day. We don't want to blow up anyone's brain now, do we?

 ...

 Do we?


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P.S: NO READ OR FOLLOW REQUESTS PLEASE. I DON'T VOTE FOR VOTE OR FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW OR ANY OF THAT STUFF SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO. I NEVER UNFOLLOW ANYONE. PLAY NICE WITH ME AND I WON'T ANNIHILATE YOU WITH MY FIRE BREATH.


P.S.S: #FluffYou IS ME AND @FaridaIsAFairy 'S MOTTO
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P.S.S.S: I have an unhealthy obsession with "P.S"s and hashtags... I know. Buuut, here are some hashtags I like:
 #NoMoreDrama #DonutsRule #MotherOfDonuts #OtakuAndProud #BTSArmy #DonutsAndChill