Mean Girls Quotes:

"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular." -Gretchen

"She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack." -Regina

"Four for you glen coco you go glen coco...... But none for Gretchen Wieners bye!" -Santa
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EmilyMHansen EmilyMHansen Oct 13, 2012 02:42AM
@Rue1107 He's completely fine now. Don't think he ate enough to make him sick :)
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