Edgar A. Malboeuf

Just some poor schmuck breaking his fingers on a board and trying to avoid the abysmal distraction that is the internet.

For the past three years I've been working as a writer for various small businesses and online enterprizes. I am also an accountant, which has nothing to do with making words pretty.

I've only published one book so far and am hoping to have two more out before the year's end. Assuming I can avoid distractions (like this wonderful, yet time-consuming, site).

As some have noticed I'm a jerk who is generally in no mood to take crap from anyone. I have teeth. I bite. And I'm probably better at writing than you. That does not mean that I don't want to help, just that my help might be a tad concise and curt.

Please note that all my stories are copyrighted by law. Should I find out that anyone has stolen or copied my works, I will take them to a court of law. I like money, and if I have to sue you to get some, I will.

Keep warm.

Ratings (Started on 08/12/14):

Stories That Don't Suck
Non-Fiction #27 / Humor #268

Your Stories are Bad and You Should Feel Bad
Non-Fiction #93 / Random #286

The Forgotten Man
Science Fiction #698

Twisting Stagnation
Science Fiction #420 / Mystery / Thriller #770

Little Sister	
Horror #185 / Fantasy #209

Prologue to Anarchy
Science Fiction #456