EchoTheMuffin

"My name is Ben. I am an uncle. That makes me Uncle Ben. You shoot me, you create SPIDER-MAN!!!" Ben I love you so much 

EchoTheMuffin

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Tl;dr - I have mental breakdowns over fics without mental breakdowns
          
          Fanfic: *angst with pent up feelings, miscommunication, argument, insecurities, etc.* mc doesn't have a mental breakdown confessing everything that's been weighing them down to their love interest and there's a joke and it immediately becomes all fluffy
          
          Me: excuse me? ex-fucking-scuse me? Where is the crying. Why did mc not cry. I WILL RIOT. THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CRYING AND YELLING AND MENTAL BREAKDOWNS AND THEN COMFORT. WHAT TYPE OF SHITTY WRITING IS THIS? THERE SHOULD BE A BIG ARGUMENT WHERE THEY CRY AND SHOUT "BECAUSE I LOVE YOU" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK.
          
          My gf: ..do you need a hug—

EchoTheMuffin

Drag queen nevada. That's it, that's the post.
          
          ((For context, Nevada's first appearance in Ben Brainard's Welcome to the Table he was wearing a wig and was (still is) wearing one of the feather things Vegas Showgirls wear))

EchoTheMuffin

@MCYT-Makes-FanFics babes your state is so cool I love vada like I really wanna visit
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MCYT-Makes-FanFics

@EchoTheMuffin FINALLY MY STATE GETTING KNOWLEDGE :D
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EchoTheMuffin

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Got my hair cut really short, and now all the adults in my life are hammering me about "not looking feminine" like that was the goddamn point and I want so badly to scream at them "I'm not a fucking girl" but their religious asses will give me a lecture on why I don't have a choice and that's so fucking stupid

EchoTheMuffin

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I already got one about how I have to "be careful about how I present myself cause we represent Jehovah" get outta here with that bullshit
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EchoTheMuffin

Happy birthday me!

NovaTheLightener

@EchoTheMuffin HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND!
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blacknipples

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  
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