Daniiii

Danii
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"For the first time in his existence, he knew he was drowning and he wasn't thinking about survival." - Christine Feehan

'Ello, ladies and gentlesperm, Rah here doing this biography a bit more justice than it's been served by dear old Daniel here. 

Starting off, he's an age between 1-20. He's younger than I am by a month, so if you know how old I am... Then you knows what's what c;

Second thing: He's a sucker for Rebecca Black songs. Send him every video of her you can find, and he will adore you forever. 

Third thing: he's not interested. Leave the guy alone, thirsty hoes. Boys and girls, included. Yes, m'dears, I'm 65% sure he plays for both teams ;]

Don't kill me if I'm wrong. I said 65%.

Fourth thing: I'm not one to make promises or threats, but if he mentions your name to me in a negative way.... We should meet up some time for biscuits and tea. We'll talk. 

Rah over and out.