@Dragonehm
FTO!bryan(T-posing behind Lo’Pho): hello father.
Lo’Phi: hello problem child… what is it.
Bryan: kay wants to bake cookies with us, be in the kitchen by 1
@50burningace This ends in all of them passed out on the floor at 11AM the next day, surrounded by piles upon piles of half-eaten cookies.
Random headcannon: SCP!Mario’s middle name is Merlin because I like the idea of his mom being a nerd.
Also because I can make the joke of his initials being MMM
Mario
Merlin
Mania(pronounced mana)
@50burningace I like that idea, I'm taking it. Yoink. Mine now. >: D I've always kind of headcanoned his last name as Aguilar because of MHO, but I do like the idea of his initials being MMM. That's funny. :] (Also, fun fact, the siblings I've given him in a half-written Oneshot are named Em [short for Emily] and Mel, purely because the idea of their mother giving all her kids names that start with some kind of 'M' sound is hilarious to me.)
Scp Bryan is generally the one making sure Mario take care of his hair because A. That in of itself is an issue and B. It just looks bad and make Mario look like shit
Dragon: *weird gremlin dragon noise*
Mario: yea huh go on
@50burningace He's so used to SCP!Bryan and his nonsense that he can speak fluent Gremlin.
I just remembered something:
Because FTO Bryan is half fae in my cannon, he has power over literally everyone in the guilds because they have given him their true name at least once.
@50burningace I'm pretty sure there are a few characters in FTO that go by aliases or nicknames rather than their actual name (can't think of any off the top of my head except Silver/Austin, though), but other than them, yeah, he'd have a pretty scary amount of power over most members of the guilds.
Dragon: request for you to not be a bitch.
Scp Bryan: request denied
Scp bryan(reading something dragon sent him): if you were icecream flavors what would you be?
Mario: vanilla.
Xylo: vanilla you basic ideot. Ied be pastasho.
Mario:cause no one likes you.
Bryan: *wheeze*
Kay: ain’t no one likes pastashio
@50burningace This is 100% a conversation that would happen in the actual series. You could look me dead in the eye and tell me that's where it came from and I'd completely believe you.
I’m giving SCP Mario a trombone purely so he can do the fail noise whenever xylo screws up.
Just wamp wamp waaammp
CorruptedSCP!mario: I know over two hundred ways to kill a man.
Bryan: you can glue an open jar of rats to their face and blowtorch the other end so the rats have to eat their way out threw their face. :D
Mario: 200 and 1
Scp Bryan becomes like the only person Mario will allow to constantly be in him space because at this point Bryan’s gonna be in his space if he likes it or not
@50burningace Bryan helps with his touch aversion simply by having no concept of personal space.