Dr-Paperhat

(Sorry, but what I am about to write needs to be wrote, or it'll bug me.)
Person: Black Hat yer' so mean. >:C Is there anything Dr. Flug IS?
Black Hat: Yes, actually. He's very ♡ T H I C  C ♡ 
Person: ._.; wtf..
Black Hat: <: *Wiggles eyebrows* Swiggity swooty, I goin' for his booty.