I write because I love making people laugh. You have to approach life with a sense of humor. I look for it in just about every experience, whether it's mine or if I happen to be people-watching. Well, to be honest, I write because I have four children and a herd of neighborhood kids who think they belong to me, as well. Otherwise I'd be a robe-wearing, chocolate-hoarding tower sniper. 

Embrace humor and stay young!

- J
  • Deliveranceville, southern US
  • JoinedMarch 17, 2014



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