Calista

(BEFORE YOU READ THIS, IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE I CAN TRUST TO GIVE MY ACCOUNT INFO SO THEY CAN HELP ME ON MY STORIES!)

WELCOME LADYS AND GERMS TO THE OPENING OF DINOCORN_MUSTACHE'S AWESOME DESCRIPTION, BUT BEFORE WE START I WOULD LIKE TO WARN YOU AND TELL YOI THE RULES! 

RULES:
•do not hate
•do not hate on DINOCORNS 
•do not hate on mustaches 
•and most importantly, do not hate on DINOCORN_mustache.

BE PREPARED FOR THIS AMAZING OPENING BY NOT HAVING ANY SORT OF LIQUID OR FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH, BECAUSE YOU MAY SPIT IT OUT BY WATCHING SEEING THE AWESOMENESS OF DINOCORN_MUSTACHE. ALSO CLICK THE FOLLOW BUTTON AT THE TOP FOR MORE OF AN ENJOYMENT AND A  CHANCE OF NOT BEING MURDERED AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.... BE PREPARED FOR THE YOUR BRAIN TO TURN TO MUSH JUST BY BEING IN HER PRESENCE!

WITHOUT FURTHER A-DO HERES DINNOOOCCCOOORRRNNNN MUSSSTTTAAACCCHHHHEEE!

*drumroll along with loud cheers and claps* 

*steps out of the curtain*   

"Potato"

*goes back into curtain*
 
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE SHOW!!!! PLEASE ENJOY A COOKIE WHILE YOU LEAVE!! *cough* turtle *cough*