"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and I was all like, 'Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙠! All dicks descend from 𝙢𝙚. You think you want drummer dick? No way, I'm the Dick-fuckin'-master!' So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"
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