DesperateRabbit

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how hard is it to get someone to just break my fucking legs like i feel like its not that much to ask for

DesperateRabbit

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The year is 2015, and I'm not even a teenager yet. 
          
          I'm sitting in our basement with my two guinea pigs and one hamster, holding a small Samsung tablet in my greasy cheeto fingers. 
          
          On the screen, a british Minecraft Youtuber talks to me happily through the device. 
          
          Fucking StampyLongNose. 
          
          I have no care in the world. My anxiety isn't even anxiety yet, and I have no clue was depression is. 
          
          "I should write a song," I say to myself, completely out of the blue, as I notice all the Minecraft parodies that my Youtube recommendations are feeding me. 
          
          I get out my pen and paper, as well as my creativity, and start writing. 
          
          I titled it, 
          
          "HitTheTarget STRIKES!! Let It Go, StampyLongNose cover!!!!!" 
          
          It was my first ever song that I completely finished in time for the 2016 talent show for my broke elementary school. 
          
          That is the song I sang during the talent show. A Minecraft parody that I wrote. 
          
          I get praised by all these little preteens who adore StampyLongNose. 
          
          And that's where I realized that a music career would be wonderful. 
          
          And here I am now, writing songs about setting fire to my driveway and watching my ex sleep while I'm high. 
          
          We've come a long way, but things are going quite well.