Asher-Wyatt

"What'd I drop?" 

"Your Nickelback Bracelet...In The Trash...Because You're Trash . . . .  'Cause I'm So Motivational." 

"No, It's Okay Though, Because I Am." ~ Caleb
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"I'll do a Chevy, because those are good for being beat-up old trucks" ~ Caleb
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"Its a nice day outside, I'm going to go out and drink some Pepto Bismol" ~ Caleb
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"Its just a sweatshirt in blanket form" ~ Caleb
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"I dont want to sneeze your cereal juice all over"
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"Stop trying to multitask"
"Then take your cereal juice back"
"Nooo" ~ Caleb
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"Its like eating marshmallow babies... I stole their babies and ate them... they're my marshmallow babies... dont touch my marshmallow babies... hisssssss" ~ Caleb 
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"Stop it, your finger is warm and I just want to eat your cinnamonny toast" ~ Caleb
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"Why do you have marshmallows in your toast... no... butter is for toast. You put butter in your cereal"

"..." ~ Caleb 
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"I don't want your spike child." ~ Caleb
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"My hips hurt, leave me alone!" ~ Random Guy @ a Concert 
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"GIVE ME MY FEET PAWS BACK" ~ Caleb
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"I steal your air"
*goes over and hugs fan*
"My air now" ~ Caleb
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*squints* "It was youuuu!" ~ Caleb
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"I cant eat it I can only get points" ~ Vanessa talking about donuts and math homework