Demonic_NightOwl

I'm well...I'm alive. yay also I was gone because I apparently overdosed on my pills I'm out of the hospitel.

Demonic_NightOwl

America: hey y/n....
          
          Y/n: yeah?
          
          America: why did you pick T.R?
          
          Y/n: because he will help me think on things that shouldn't be answered.
          
          America: what do you mean?
          
          Y/n: well when i ask something he will help me think on it kinda like yesterday.
          
          America:......what.....what did you ask him.
          
          Y/n: i asked him who made the word "word".
          
          Ame & y/n:........
          
          America: i swear i wonder how your alive..

-YourlocalUkrainian-

@Demonic_NightOwl No cause I would ask that question
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Demonic_NightOwl

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Arthur: y/n...i think you should stop hanging around Micah.
          
          Y/n: why would i do that?
          
          Arthur: because he is literally teaching you to kill someone with a stick.
          
          Y/n: and?
          
          Arthur: YOUR 8 YEARS OLD!
          
          Micah: y/n needs to learn to protect themselves.
          
          Sadie: y/n is to young for that micah.
          
          Miach: she already killed somebody.
          
          Arthur&Sadie: Y/N!?!?
          
          Y/n: WHAT!?!? HE TRIED TO TAKE MY GUN!
          
          Dutch: who gave y/n a gun
          
          Y/n: none of your God Damn Business.......Bitch
          
          The gang: 0>0........

Demonic_NightOwl

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Y/n: why is it called cookies but you bake them and why is it called bacon but you cook it?
          
          Russia: y/n shut the fuck up
          
          Germany: what do you smoke!?
          
          Y/n: i dont know....
          
          America: i kinda want some
          
          Rus&Ger: AMERICA!! Y/N IS NOT THE BEST EXAMPLE 
          
          America: why not?
          
          Germany: she is dating Third Reich A.K.A my Dad
          
          Russia: wait wouldn't that mean y/n is your mom
          
          Ger&Ame: wait.......

AbigailRyan766

Because of how dumb the people who named these things were
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Demonic_NightOwl

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I'm Fucken tired *starts crying*
          I'll get over it *smiles like a dumbass*
          Ok bye y'all ima go cry in a corner 

Gay_Misplaced_Morals

@Alpha_Rage relatable ☠️
            
            nah but like, you good?
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Demonic_NightOwl

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Why is everyone like
          "OH MY DIAVALO ALIENS ARE HERE OR WW3 IS HERE AHHHHH" like calm. Da. Fuck. Down. 
          Like dude get over yourself 
          But when you ask me "Why are you so calm!?"
          Dude its nothing new its not interesting 
          I just learned that a baby has better memory then i do AND THATS MORE INTERESTING THEN ALIENS AND WW3 
          Lol what do y'all think

Karia_Alberich

@Alpha_Rage we have the same mindset
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Demonic_NightOwl

Hiya I'm back and damn I had 53 notifications one was someone talking to me the rest were 'cheak out this story' like I don't even read those I read fandoms lol
          But how have y'all been? 

Demonic_NightOwl

Last week I didn't sleep because im terrified of storms ⚡⚡
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AbigailRyan766

3 And a half  All nighters
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