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Ok.. We were playing a game (me and my crush)and basically goofing around, I said:
          
          Me: 2 best friends in a room… They might kiss-
          Him: Yes we will.
          Me: … 
          
          Like help, WHAT DO I DO!?
          
          This is what happened next: 
          
          Me: …
          Him: What’s wrong? I’m just telling you the truth? *insert smug face*
          Me: … Damn. Would you look at the time, It’s 6 AM. *then proceeds to bang my head against the wall*
          Him: Hey? Are you okay? *lowkey confused*
          
          I then proceeded to bang my head against the wall till he left.
          
          Like- HELP
          
          I don’t have the energy to type out all o’ this in ✨Spanish ✨ 
          So- Ima use google translation-
          
          Ok... Estábamos jugando un juego (yo y mi enamorado) y básicamente bromeando, dije:
          
          Yo: 2 mejores amigas en una habitación… Podrían besarse-
          Él: Sí, lo haremos.
          A mí: …
          
          Como ayuda, ¿¡QUÉ HAGO!?
          
          Esto es lo que sucedió a continuación:
          
          A mí: …
          Él: ¿Qué pasa? ¿Solo te estoy diciendo la verdad? *inserte cara de suficiencia*
          Yo: … Maldita sea. Mira la hora, son las 6 AM. *Luego procede a golpear mi cabeza contra la pared*
          El: ¿Oye? ¿Estás bien? *bajo perfil confundido*
          
          Luego procedí a golpear mi cabeza contra la pared hasta que se fue.
          
          Me gusta- AYUDA

Hi guys! I really need help. My 11-year old cousin’s birthday is on 25th, and I can’t decide what to buy her. If you have any ideas, please comment them!
          
          ¡Hola chicos! Realmente necesito ayuda. El cumpleaños de mi prima de 11 años es el 25 y no puedo decidir qué comprarle. Si tienes alguna idea, ¡coméntala!

Hi guys! My sibling commented that I should also have a Spanish translation because all the people who he has met on wattpad are from Spain, don’t know what’s up with that 

EHEM- It’s 4 AM, and since I’m an- what do ya call ‘em.. An otaku? Yeah.. I’ve been reading fanfics since 2 AM, and I do not regret this AT ALL

I just decided to watch season 6 of MHA….
          
          Regret my life…
          
          
          
          Nooooooo Bakuhoeeeeeeeeee
          
          
          
          
          
          Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
          
          
          The dadzawa moment though- 

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! Just saying, I have absolutely NO new year resolutions as I am perfect~

story writer: idk, but credits to them!
          
          Warning! :Real life story:
          
          WARNING carry on reading! Or you will die,even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa,she was ten - years - old and she lived in a mention hospital,because she killed her mom and her dad.She got so bad she went to kill all of the staff in the hospital so the more - government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her,as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong.And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter,on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m she creeps into your room and kills you slowly by cutting,you and watching you bleed to death.Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site,and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.This isn't fake.Apparently if you copy and paste this to ten other comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day or your life tomorrow.You will either get a kiss or asked out,if you break this chain you will see a little girl in you