Nonya Business

Haley:Hellooooooo Readersssss, There are two of us on this account so allow us to introduce ourselves, My name is Haley
Sarah: I am Sarah and we love Rick Riordan's work (notice the word WORKKKKKK!) Haley is going to be the 13th doctor and I am a daughter of Athena.
Haley: AND, my awesomeness is too much for Sarah at times-
Sarah:AT least I get to see the gods at times, super smart, and have a chance be immortal. I changed my mind you are no longer the 13th doctor.
Haley: YOU DON'T DECIDE MY FATE WOMAN, the fates do and they have decided I am the 13th Doctor, they told me so :P (THE FATES AND I ARE BESSSST BUDDIES NANANA)
Sarah: THE DOCTOR IS ALWAYS A GUY AND OLDER THAN 20. BRACCAS MEAS VESCIMINI!!!!!!!!!! I am the 14TH DOCTOR, the fates told me that also. And you will die after 6 months of being a doctor and become human again! (WE ARE ALSO BACON BUDDIES)
Haley:Who said the Doctor couldn't be a girl? *wiggles eyebrows* and I had the fates lie to you NEENER NEENER NEENER! I WILL BE THE DOCTOR FOREVAAA!!
Sarah: FINE! you win. i will find a way to get revenge. I will get your love to Ogygia again. 
Haley:You wouldn't dare *Gives evil eye*
Sarah:......

Haley and Sarah: But seriously, we hope you enjoy our stories

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs slɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

Oct. 2015 EDIT: 
Lee:....were we high when we wrote this??