Welcome to the lair that is my profile! To the right is the dungeon where I keep Bruno, my pet fire-breathing dragon. To the left is the wall of fame where Bruno keeps the collection of armor from the people he eats for breakfast.
So, here are some fun facts about me! That is...if Bruno hasn't scared you off my page already...
~My name is Delilah but you can call me Lemons
~I have an extremely unhealthy obsession with German and Italian men
~I LOVE to hug and cuddle! Nobody ever wants to cuddle me though....
~When I get old, I will dye my hair rainbow and have wheelchair races with my fellow cripples
~Frerard has taken over my life
~I would like to have someone lick honey off my body
~I still watch shows made for 5 year olds....Don't judge
Now, if any of you are still reading this and Bruno hasn't eaten you alive, how about my music interest?
~Tokio Hotel
~Dead by April
~Panic! At The Disco
~Thousand Foot Krutch
~Falling In Reverse
~Plenty of other bands that my poor overworked fingers are too lazy to type
Now that you know about me, what about you? I love to talk! I am very talkative! According to my parents and everyone else in my family...I really need to learn how to shut up. Anyway, talk tooooo meeeee!
Now follow these people or Bruno will hunt you down and spit acid on you. That's right. Bruno spits acid, motherfucker.
Well, I gotta go guys. Bruno is hungry and needs to be fed. He gets a little irritated when he misses a meal. I don't wanna be dragon food. So byyyeeee!!
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