Sexy Ass n Drew Man!

*clears throat* (nasty dnt think tht way) hello all u bitches :D dis be andrew makin dis sexy ass about me! ok!
i  will always be rocky's penguin *quick note, if u call her rocky, rock, rockypoo, i will seriously shove a dick down ur throat*
she's fuckin awesome *shes like da coolest rock i no!!*
she's 14, damn shes been 14 forever
shes a sexy ass only i cn touch tht ass
shes beautiful and kind
she's da only person who actually nos me!
shes my rock, and i have to say one thing, 'i love u rocky!!!' 
if u hurt her I WILL SHOVE A FUCKIN KNIFE DOWN UR THROAT AND WATCH U DIE AND THEN I WILL SHOVE U IN MY FUCKIN FREEZER AND PLAY DRESS UP DOLL WITH YOU FOR MY PLEASURE! take care!

*Take 2 and...ACTION!*
GREETINGS MOTHERFOOKERS!!! TIME FOR ROCKS PLAY TIME!! (is it just me or is the PlaySchool song extremely innappriopriate for kids?)
ANYWHO...I'm gonna be writing my sexy Drew Man's About me!! 
WTF IS WITH YOUR ADDICTION TO PEANUTBUTTER?!?! HAHA!!! 
Dude is AWESOMETACULAR!! (if you call him dude, babe, baby, sweetheart, hun, or anything else IMA FUCKING GO BATMAN ON YOUR ASS!!) *take it dirty.. XD*
He's 15 (FUCK YOUR OLD DUDE!!) and he has the most amazing green eyes. 
He's sexy and beautiful and I love him with everything!
NO FUCKING TOUCHING HIM HE'S MINE!!!
He has the best ass!! I mean seriously!! Its so perfectly perky!! Only i can touch his ass!
He's the only person who gets me..sure we have our fights, but what couple doesn't, no matter what, I will never leave him.
I love him so much...just...wow...no words can explain to how I feel about him..
Don't you dare say you love him OR IMA KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN SO IT COMES OUT YOUR ASS!!! Flirt with him, cuddle with him, kiss him...AND IMA FUCKING BREAK YOUR FUCKING SCRAWNY NECK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
If anybody hurts him...IMA TAKE A RAZOR BLADE, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT, MAKE YOU SWALLOW IT AND AS ITS CUTTING UP YOUR INSIDES IMA CUT OFF YOUR FINGERS AND TOES ONE BY ONE!!!
Bye!!