"All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people"
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Dear, Blue
Two pen pals, two countries, one rule. Never give out personal information.
But it wasn't fair when Apollo...
Love Machine
Corey Oakwood was a human. Well, a human body and an artificial brain.
He was created, by his father, for th...