David

"He and She - They - will be here long after everything dies, to tell the replacements of their fate."

"I am eternal. A determinator. An unstoppable force. I am fire itself. I created this universe. You exist because of me. And I can take it away with just a thought. But, instead, we're going to have a lesson: Why You Don't Flip Off Odinson Cthulhu."

Now, it is time for me to tell you what I know but you've yet to see with those limited fields of perception. You've no idea what you've gotten yourself into. :D None. But welcome to the Fandom. There are sleep pills, antidepressants, and, most importantly, straitjackets everywhere. Eat your pie, your pills, and put on your jacket every time you sign in. It's for the safety of not you or anyone else. I would tell you who, but I think it'd shatter your mind even more. Now, please enjoy your stay....

Perhaps I should've given this warning before I even created DSOTA's page. The  days of cheerful, happy, rainbows and three-headed puppies stories are over. Cheer and happiness will be looked upon as childish emotions. The rainbows shall finally realize what they've always been: Empty promises. The three-headed puppies will be petted, then kicked, then put... In a boiling pot and eaten...? Uh, Brain? Me? You - I... We do realize hot dogs aren't made from actual dogs and that was an incredibly stupid scene from a mediocre movie, right? ...Nothing? 'Kay, then. Anyway, the Beloved Sun has set. May the Sceadu forever jerk your tears, fuel your paranoia, and haunt your nightmares and daydreams. :)

Wondering how David manages to keep buying expensive gifts in the first book? I got some words for ya:  Grand Mughal Annual pilgrimages to Mecca

Although using the name "David" wasn't my first choice (or my tenth or thirtieth), I finally decided to use it because of its meaning.

Another "Word of God"
          If you're curious about why Righteous Rage is only ten parts compared to Inhuman Tribulation's eighteen parts and Children of Odin's twenty parts, it's because I cut out things. All of the stories (excluding Dark Side of the Almighty) were pre-written in a Google Doc. Righteous Rage's beginning was filled with filler which didn't really have anything to do with the overall plot and was basically a huge case of What Happened to the Mouse, so I cut it all out and had David remember all of the filler events. No one has a problem with that, right?

Well, since I'm essentially "God" when it comes to my stories, I guess I'll do a thing - maybe once or twice a day - where I give you all the "Word of God"
          The reason why Gaea is so incredulous at David beating her is because she thinks she's a god, which she has good reason to believe. But she's not. She's ultimately a cheap imitation of the real thing, a fake Zeuson, at best, and an overpowered demigod at worst.

To all my followers and future followers, let me just say thank you so much for your support. Writing isn't easy at all and sometimes I think I'm not doing to well. But the fact that you follow me, stay and keep reading my stories means I'm doing something right. Thank you. You're all wonderful.