DanIsTechnicallyNowOnFire

First things first.. *Inhales intensely*











You're freakishly tall, it's weird you look like a noodle.

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Hi *Finger gun* Please help me, Daneal Jaymes Howl is planning to get rid of me! and if you don't help me trend #SAVEDANSFRINGE i will just have to run off with Filip Mikehale Lesstar's pot plant and never be seen again. *Pops party popper.*

"How did honey get in my bellybutton?"

You are a pasty infant.

If an Irish man offers you his spuds, you take the damn things k?

"Ghosts aren't scary, they're just annoying."

Felix=Swedish cheese wheel/meatball (depends on the mood)
Jack=Irish Dumbbucket.
Dan=The offspring of Whinney the pooh and Slenderman.
Phil=Your mum.

Yes! I am back, Jasper's goggles have unfortunately.. perished.. with it's owner.. but it's ok because i can resume my salty status as Daneal's sexy fringe.

The world revolves around me.

I'm sorry, but i only date guys NOT my age. Like, preferably Dan Howell's age. *coughs.*
Jk Seán McLoughlin's the only man I'll ever want. The only man I'll ever need.

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