Daiki

Just so everyone knows: I was abandoned HOURS ago. Left to ROT. Forgotten like yesterday’s DoorDash bag. I hope you’re all happy while I sit here......
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
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          .....slowly turning to dust.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
           Truly… the betrayal is cinematic.
          

*Licks you* this is the cringe that was RyRy

          Bro’s rizz is so nonexistent that women treat him like a comfy couch — sit near him, never on him, and absolutely never touch the remote. He hangs out with a whole girl squad he’s basically their emotional support NPC....he SHOULD know how to talk to them… but he still opens his mouth like a Windows error message.
          
          
          

My friends are psychopaths, someone come save me 

Everyone please rise for today’s main event......
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Ryan, eating the floor like it was a family-sized entrée. Bro fell so hard the Earth filed a complaint.
           
          
          .........You tripped over AIR. Air!!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          Your knees were like “no thanks” and your dignity evaporated.
          
          
          
          
          
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           He was thinking about t*ttys

          You give “NPC stuck on a rock” vibes.
          
          

You definitely lose arguments with Siri.

Your brain runs on 2% battery 

You look like you taste test batteries for fun

Your brain be like: loading… loading… 404 error… chicken.