DR34MY_R0S3

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DR34MY_R0S3

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uppermoon 2 douma eats candy and mochi off the floor. off the dirty ass fucking ground.
          
          food besides humans may not give demons nutrients but that doesnt mean they cant enjoy it.
          
          when akaza finds out, he hates douma even more, he is MORTIFIED.
          
          douma sees mochi on the floor, on the muddy, rocky ground, after a rainy day, and picks it up, and tosses it into his mouth, and eats it, rocks n all, and akaza nearly throws up. akaza would beat the shit out of douma is kokushibou wasnt right there, eyes wide, absolutely PETRIFIED, TERRIFIED, about to start fucking bawling because what the fuck?? who fucking does that??
          
          douma turns to them with mud on his lip and a grin, still chewing, and he asks,
          
          this motherfucker asks;
          
          "whats wrong?? :D" 
          
          as if he didnt just do the most VILE thing anyone could ever do.