Hi.

My name is Phoenix and I once drunk a mouthful of vodka when I was ten because YOLO (it tasted horrible, don't drink alcohol kids) and America is my favourite comedy show to watch (each episode is more wild and silly than the last🙃) and I would like blue hair now please and thank you and sometimes I hurt myself at night-

Have a nice day! I'm not social.

(P.s. friendly reminder Sirius spent more time in Azkaban than with Remus and James)