This is the Cringe Lord. I am the Cringe Lord. I enjoy cringe. Cringe. Cringe.


Cringe.

I will write you cringe.

Elegantly.

C r i n g e.

SkSkSkSk

Uwuwuwuwuwuwu

Owowowowowo

Follow me and become a Cringeling.

I will stare waiters in the eye and tell them proudly "You, too." when told to enjoy my food.

I will secondhand embarrass you publicly with just having you stuck being in my vicinity.

I like cats.

I am waiting for my writing fame and internet success. If not, you will all lose toe privileges. Don't make me get the shears. You have been warned (:

Have a good day, you have no choice.

I love you x 69420.

CringeL0Rd
  • hm, no.
  • JoinedAugust 22, 2019

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CringeL0Rd CringeL0Rd Sep 04, 2020 09:37PM
Okay, I know I promised a merfolk story and I have most of one "drafted up" (read as: I have chapter titles and a couple bullet points)!! So, I'll probs try to give a "live" writing of this story com...
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