Follow me. That's all this description is going to be about. Sure, some people like adding a little part in their description or book asking users to follow them if they like their content. Me? Nope, now I'm doing an entire Jacksepticeye parody of his subscribe video.

...Have you followed yet? If you have, you're an extremely good person. If not, well then what are you sticking around for? Are you expecting a big surprise at the end of this user discription? Complete with fireworks and cake? Well I would say that would how you would feel if you pressed that little button that says "Follow". But no, now you're making me type more than I have to. But it's not too late to press it. So go on, press it. It won't do you any harm.
You're still reading this? Well have you followed me yet? No? Well why not? You could be part of something great. When my books one day blow up overnight, you could say that "I was one of the first people to witness CreamGhost's first works." So not only do you get bragging rights but you also have that button that says "Following" to prove it. So come on, you're causing my fingers early arthritus by making me write this message.

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Still no? Look, I probably don't know who you even are, your current situation at home, or whatever. But these books could give you the comfort you need at the moment. Even if you're going through an episode, you have this community to come back to. I try to make the reader feel loved and cared for to the best of my ability through my writing. I try not to do smut because I know it makes some readers feel uncomfy and that's the last thing I want to do to my audience. I also add memes to because they brighten people's days even when they're in their darkest state of mind.
So I'll ask you one more time. Can you please give me a following? You're only one click away from being part of an amazing community. And we hope we can satisfy you the best we can.

Fine, here's a cake, hope that you followed! 🎂
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GOOD EVENING RANDOM PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY ACCOUNT!
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