CrabCakez

IT'S OCTOBERRRR

CrabCakez

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I ALMOST HAD MY FIRST KISS TODAY- I'M FREAKING OUT SO, ME AND MY FRIENDS WENT TO THE MALL AND GOT HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE FOOD COURT AND ME AND ONE OF THE GUYS SAT NEXT TO EACHOTHER AND HE GOT REALLLLLLY CLOSE AND I WAS NERVOUS SO A SCOOTED AWAY BUT HE SCOOTED CLOSER AND KEPT SHOWING ME STUFF ON HIS PHONE BASICALLY BREATHING DOWN MY NECK SO I'M LIKE OMG OMG OGMGGOFMFM AAAAAA AND I LOOKED AT MY OTHER FRIENDS FOR HELP BUT APPARENTLY THIS WAS HIS WAY OF MAKING A MOVE AND THEY WERE HIS WINGMEN SO HE LOOKS AT ME AND I LOOK AT HIM AND HE LEANED IN AND I YELPED LMAOOOO AND RAN TO THE BATHROOM SO FAST HOLY SHIT BRO AHAHSHHAAH

CrabCakez

I just realized my birthday is tomorrow  how tf does one forget their own birthday

CrabCakez

@cupcakkedeepthroat96 Got us feelin slow as helll 
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onlyavril

@CrabCakez NAH CUZ SAME people were texting me talking about "see you tomorrow" like wym? 
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CrabCakez

@cupcakkedeepthroat96 ong I was gonna go all day tomorrow getting calls like "wtf is today a holiday or something tf goin on" Lmaooo
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CrabCakez

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My ass really just went through the five stages of greif on wattpad over a fictional character that I have a crush on, I need to take my ass to sleep I am so sorry for all these notifications LMFAOOO
          
          Goodnight.

CrabCakez

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You know what. This is fine.
          
          It's a fictional character...
          
          I can just...
          
          Write him back into existence. With my imagination... Yeah. Yup. That's what I'll do. This is fine. Eddie is just taking a nap... He smoked to much weed and entered a fucking weed coma. Yup. He's ok. I'm ok. Everything is fine.
          
          I'm going to sleep.

CrabCakez

WHYYYY HIM JUST WHYYYY WHYYYYY.
          
          I AM BOOHOOING RIGHT NOW, THERE ARE WET SPOTS ON EVERY SURFACE I COULD REACH. THIS WAS THE MOST DRAMATIC CRYING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE AND THE TEARS ARE. STILL. FLOWINGGG.
          
          WHYYYY HIMMM YOU SAW THE TIKTOKS I KNOW YOU DID YOU'RE EVIL JUST PURE EVILLL.
          
          BWHQHWJSWOPWWJBEBWDNMCL

CrabCakez

Duffer Brothers. Please. PLEASEEEEEE.
          
          All I ask is that you just scrap the bit where Eddie fights a whole lot of upside down bats like a badass and instead, runs BECAUSE HIS WHOLE ARC WAS NOT. BEING. A. HEROOOOOO.
          
          DON'T GET ME WRONG.
          
          what a way to go right, haha. Funny joke haha. You're so very funny duffer brothers hehehe.
          
          BRING HIM BACK. PLEASE.

CrabCakez

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All these clocks and shit. Better go back in fucking time bitch. I just like, CANNOT do this today. Like I can't I really can't.
          
          I STAYED UP UNTIL 2 IN THE MORNING JUST TO CRYYYYYY???
          
          DO YOU HEAR ME DUFFER BROTHERS??
          
          HELLO??
          
          CAN ANYONE HEAR MEEEEEE??