Coochiefart1

It hurts me when none of my favorite books get updated, like it's been FIVE YEARS KIMBERLY?

I genuinely hate men, and it's literally in my username on other platforms. So It confuses me when men will go out of their Mary fucking way to add me. 
          Then what really gets me is when men think I would wanna step on them, or even go near them.
          Like no James, I would not put you in a choke hold for not drinking out of a dog bowl. 
          AND I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DICK?? 

It hurts my SOUL when people reply to my old cringe comments

Y'all ever read an absolutely horrible story, and just feel the need to rewrite the whole thing because the plot of the it was so good?? Like give me the book so I can just rewrite it ‍♀️

Wattpad and AO3 so DIRT DRY that I'm looking for books like a homeless man that won't stop singing for money. 

I truly will never fuck with booktok, those niggas will SCREAM at the top of their lungs that a lame ass book they read was "the best book of they life!!" And then when I go and buy it, then READ IT.
          Then reread it to make sure it was ass, and write them the most OUTRAGEOUS comment they wanna call me "a pissy ass bitch" 
          
          NIGGA I WILL SHOOT YOU! 

amazing ass user bb 

NIIGGAAAUUUHHHHHHH :3

I love when I read a book and then the creator picks it back up like stop playing before I give u head ‼️‼️‼️

I'm so mad that Hannibal and Alana slept together, because Ik he had her legs shaking and had her twitching  should've been me