ComfyLoaf_III

Just came back from vacation, and my inbox is blowing up with more than 99 announcements 

BipolarBoy1280

(HAHAHA! And now, with this new soul, we have 40 souls trapped in Pandora for us to harvest! How delightful... ah, it makes my mouth water)
          "... You sure know how to ruin a moment, don't you?"
          (I'm just saying, the newbie here surely had a reason to follow us in the first place!)
          "*Ahem* Can't you be grateful like a normal person for once?"
          (Two words: No)
          "That's only one word-"
          (BITC-)
          
          [Heya, hello there or whichever greeting you may desire. Don't mind that dialog from before, call it.... tradition, as a way to say thank you to a new follower, obviously never repeated, but a custom thank you! Nonetheless.... Thanks for following me! Now I'm at 40 followers, how nice! Hope you have a good day/night or whatever :D ]