Yes I put peaches in my coffee

anyone wanna talk?

@skizzorsz jotaro

and to be real with you all I've missed every single one of y'all

I'm not dead

I'll be spiderman and summon spiders 

Once upon of time, there was a princess with an evil husband The princess tried to get away, but every day the husband would drag the princess back again. But one day she met this beautiful princess knight. And the knight and the princess fell in love, But the evil husband didn't like knight or no he hated him. The evil husband made a horrible plan to destroy the knight and take back the princess. The princess had a plan to kill the evil husband. But the evil husband had evil friends and an elaborate plan to kill the knight. Then the princess made her husband and his friend some poisonous soup. The princess said it was a peace offering, just something to prove that she loved him. The evil husband was stupid and drunk the soup he friend did so too. She watched as the men died. The knight came to comfort her, and with the evil husband gone, they could finally love each other in peace But little did that knight know she had a son A son that belonged to the evil husband And a daughter that belong to the evil husband. But the knight soon found out about them, And the knight loved those children heaven to hell and back. It didn't matter if they belonged to the evil husband, because the knight loved the princess and them no matter what.

And if you're using my account to bully other people then your pussy for hiding your fucking user. Now get off!

Roses are red, my name's not dave.
          This makes no sense,
          Microwave

Roses are red, that much is true. Violets are purple, NOT FUCKING BLUE