If your name is Ronald Donald... hi, how are ya :)
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I really love writing short stories. Writing a long one is hard. I applaud the people with that type of commitment.
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my meatball is fresh and ready for some tomato sauce.
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when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your eyes and scream, "sticks and stones may break my bones by lemon juice excite me."
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i'm not a weeb I swear
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Stories by i’m a buttface
How to escape Cerberus: without dying twice by Chocoholic_Monster
How to escape Cerberus: without dy...
[SHORT ORIGINAL STORY] This super short story features an original character RD and some others based on Gree...
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Bro, be my Valentine? by Chocoholic_Monster
Bro, be my Valentine?
Since it's Valentine's Day 2019, I wanted to write a short Kiribaku story. Enjoy people, this is my gift fo...
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Sleeping Pills Help by Chocoholic_Monster
Sleeping Pills Help
[SHORT ORIGINAL STORY] I live alone. (Like, this is really short. Also I used a Shutterstock picture of the...
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