If your name is Ronald Donald... hi, how are ya :)
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I really love writing short stories. Writing a long one is hard. I applaud the people with that type of commitment.
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my meatball is fresh and ready for some tomato sauce.
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when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your eyes and scream, "sticks and stones may break my bones by lemon juice excite me."
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i'm not a weeb I swear
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Stories by i’m a buttface
- 3 Published Stories
How to escape Cerberus: without dy...
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[SHORT ORIGINAL STORY]
This super short story features an original character RD and some others based on Gree...
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Bro, be my Valentine?
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Since it's Valentine's Day 2019,
I wanted to write a short Kiribaku story.
Enjoy people, this is my gift fo...
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Sleeping Pills Help
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[SHORT ORIGINAL STORY]
I live alone.
(Like, this is really short. Also I used a Shutterstock picture of the...
#31 in sleepingpills
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