Strange Short Person

hey its been a while! you alright?

Been a while bestie? 
          
          Heyyy

AO3 Author just broke my heart.
          Feelin’ good.
          Also got Covid.
          Feelin’… dead.

Update Status on all of my accomplishments on this platform:
          
          - I created a mob to kill a c!Purpled
          - Made a depression circle where we cry about being lonely
          - Joined a group where we all just sob
          - Myself and a few other all murdered ourselves in “Why am I so lonely?”
          - Made three different people laugh hysterically about french oreos (that i thought was stupid)
          - Got recognized by multiple different people
          - Made a couple new besties
          - Gained a ton of followers (I don’t even write wtf)
          - Met the greatest person of all time who I WILL be seeing irl one day (i’m looking at you kianna)
          - Met so many wonderful people and had my day made by so many comments
          
          Thank you guys so much for this journey and I hope all of you have a wonderful day.

That moment when you get a comment saying they’ve seen you everywhere…
          
          
          *cries in triumph*

Just drank 4 32oz cups of caffeinated iced tea.
          
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So it’s been about 21 hours, and I totally forgot but anyways here’s story time as promised :3
          
          It was late, I was sitting in my bed reading AO3 on my phone like the nocturnal gremlin I am, when my mom walks in and catches me in the act, and takes my phone. No big deal, it happens, whatever.
          
          She comes back in my room a few minutes later and says “Why are you reading stuff like this?” And I was legitimately confused, what I had been reading was this really sweet fic, I didn’t know what she was talking about and she handed me my phone.
          
          …it was a fucking smut fic.
          
          I HADN’T READ THE TAGS CAREFULLY ENOUGH AND I CLICKED ON IT THINKING IT WAS FINE-
          
          I spent the next HOUR explaining to my mother that “No, this is all a simple misunderstanding, I wasn’t reading literary porn and I DON’T NEED MY READING WEBSITES RESTRICTED.”
          
          When I say my soul ascended, jesus christ. just nope. I- no.
          
          So that’s where I’ve been for the past few days, hope you guys are doing well :]

So I know last update, I said I had the worst scare of my life, 17 heart attacks, yada yada yada.
          
          I WAS WRONG.
          
          I ENVY MY PAST SELF FOR BELIEVING SOMETHING AS AWKWARD EYE CONTACT COULD BE THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EXPERIENCED.
          
          STORY TIME COMING LATER TODAY-

*boop!* 
          
          You have been booped!~ put this on 20 other profiles and let the chaos spread! 
          
          :D

So I was with my “cousins” for a party yesterday (cousins in quotes since their my mom’s half sister’s husband’s sister’s kids. So we’re not technically related but whatever) And we were talking about how everyone at my sister’s school thinks she’s lesbian and I just went “SHE’S not lesbian.” 
          
          …
          
          AND THEN EVERYONE JUST STARED AT ME I WAS TERRIFIED-
          LIKE OH YEAH THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO COME OUT TO MY COUSINS SINCE THEY SEEM CHILL WITH LGBTQ+ 
          AND THEN THEY JUST STARED AT ME AND EVENTUALLY SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED AND THEY MOVED ON BUT MY GOD-
          I HAD 17 HEART ATTACKS IN A SPAN OF 37.4 SECONDS JESUS-