Chiaxuan Heavenluvearth

"'Friend falls'
          "Haha klutz"
          'Phone falls'
          "OH SWEET JEEZUS ARE OK OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY PLEASE FORG..." http://wattpad.com/story/4626425?utm_content=share_passage

"Whore: You're so ugly! 
          Me: Really?
          Whore: Yes!
          Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today." http://wattpad.com/story/6730963?utm_content=share_passage