ChattyChik

Thanks to all the great writers in here, I wish I had your talents.

However, Wattpad cliches I'm tired of -
1) Trauma from Dead Mom (dead parents in general but the dead mom trope #sigh)
2) virgin due to chubbiness, like really REALLY!!! There are plenty of women all shapes in sizes with healthy dating histories. Heartbreak is fine but holy smoky 27 yrs old never dated never been kissed - that's insane.
3) the rich billionaire who is under 25 -- no just no just no
4) insanely abusive foster care /orphan heroine, it's not just one trauma but fantastically horrific traumas, we get it our heroine has had a bad life
5) the super dirt poor heroine who has never been to a nice restaurant, I know it happens but bloop
6) over 30 billionaire publicly dating 16 year old - 16 is legal but it would seriously effect business the general public got wind of your predilections, more realism on this situation would be nice 
7) all things "mate" related, actually why the hell is there so much werewolf stuff 

Cliches I am ok with 
1) never had an orgasm heroine - they are wondrous things, but not as easy to come by unless you have good feelings going on
2) curvy girl - hot guy 
3) stripper finds love in the club - I'm totally a sucker for this plot
4) hats off to the WWE fanfic writers I had zero interest in wresting but y'all have made me curious and the boys of the WWE are super crazy hot (cena and the rock obviously my faves)

Would love recommendations for books

Blackjack for Life #2NE1istheBest