:: Lucifer/Satan ::

DAMN I NEED TO UPDATE

Hell 1.0 - the shitty Hell from the Bible
Hell 2.0 - the awesome Hell where everyone cool owns a five star hotel

❝Damn you to Heaven.❞
❝I'll knife you.❞
❝Holy fucking Hell.❞

That moment when...
• you're Satan but your parents are devout Christians.
• the only guy you've ever really cared for in a romantic way gets with some bitch and tuns into an asshole.
• you have to act like you have emotions.

-- low key narcissist
-- ftm transgender
-- pansexual with a male preference

|| I have way too many bands and fandoms to list here. ||

❝It's okay, it's alright, because by the end of the day, honey we're all monsters.❞ -The Damned (Book series that I probably won't write/publish until I graduate high school.)
  • Hell 1.0
  • JoinedJuly 11, 2017


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ChampagneSatan ChampagneSatan Aug 28, 2017 06:44PM
Okay, no updates for awhile. I'm practically grounded, in trouble at home, hate my life, and school starts tomorrow. Thanks, God. 
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