☭ The Cereal Cult ☭

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A wise man once said, ❝𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩. 𝙄 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝙄 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡. ❞

That man is probably dead now, but that's not the point.

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Did you know; cornflakes were first invented as a relaxation food? The cereal was created by John Harvey Kellogg in 1894 as a food that he thought would be healthy for the patients of the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Michigan where he was superintendent. They also shot yoghurt up your rear-end to calm you! :)

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Want to join as a member of the Cereal Killer Cult? Our initiation system is fun and easy to get into! Simply:
↬ Bathe in orange juice
↬ Mail us your canine teeth
↬ Sell your soul to the devil. We don't accept any souls over the price of 10
↬ Enjoy your time as a Cereal Killer Cult member!

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What will you get from being a member? Haha, well, immortality, of course! So long as you keep buying and eating nothing but milk and cereal. We don't mind what kind, after all, we're all-accepting! (Belvita does not count, you degenerate scums.)

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So, what're you waiting for? C'mon down to our lovely wholesome gathering, promised to bring you a lifetime of smiles and cereal! 

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- now partnered with the USSR ™  -

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Note: Quarantine does not excuse the fact that you are not eating cereal

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NAMES OF ALL ADMINS & CO-FOUNDERS:
→ @-monochromedreams
→ @DrMarshmallo
→ @Soul_of_Enthusiasm
→ @KurgerBing69
→ @nelz_diamond04
→ @LunarEclipse0823
→ @PoppyPotter2004
→ @_Crystal_Lily_123