Cellia was a regular college student with good grades, lots of friends, and big ambitions and plans for the future. But when she graduated, right as she was about to click "send" on a job application, a humongous eagle broke into her living room and snatched her by the shoulders, flying her to a maximum-security prison where she would spend the rest of her life writing for Wattpad under threat from the American government. 

She misses chocolate pudding.